Sunday, October 24, 2010

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I AM GOING TO SCHOOL 2MORO AND TUESDAY
:D..


because ..


my com is going to get a SERVICE..ahahaha..
thats why im going to school..hey..
i'll get bored kay??haha..



BTW..lyn..i know you wont buy me the book..bcause even MY MUM wont buy me the book..she said 74.90 ringgit is EXPENSIVE..and justin bieber is cheating money..==...i speechless...


oh

the point of today's post is to share with yal some really cool things..facts... i found on facebook..


ENJOY :)

SixFacts 1.You cannt stick your tounge out and look up at the ceiling at the same time a physical impossibility. 2.All idiots after reading #1 will try it. 3.And discover #1 is a lie. 4.You are smiling now because are an idiot.


Girl, Age 6: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "Thank You! :)" Girl, Age 16: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "What do you want?"


One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."


Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status, 'WTF'. Boy's dad asks, what iS WTF?' Kid replies, 'Welcome To Facebook'


fake friends:never ask for food real friends:are the reason you have no food. fake friends:would knock on your front door. real friends:would knock after they let themselves in. fake friends:last a couple years. real friends:last forever.


What starts with F and ends with UCK? THATS RIGHT! FIRETRUCK. Well what starts with P and ends with ORN? Thats Right Popcorn!


"OMG! Our house is on fire!" "Let's get out of here!" "Wait, I need to put it on my Facebook status!"


8 years old: "Go to bed" "no" "why not?" "im not sleepy...5 more minutes?" couple years later: "get up" "no" "why?" "im tired. 5 more minutes!"


Girl: Hi :) Boy: Hey. Girl: I heard you like somebody... Boy: Yeah, yeah. Girl: Ooh, who is it? Boy: I'm not telling. Girl: Fine, do I know her? Boy: Yeah. Girl: Hmm, what's she look like? Boy: Do you have a mirror?

Friend 1: did you know they invented something that lets you see through walls? Friend 2: serious what is it called!!!!!!!! friend 1: a window


Edward isn't a Vampire , He lives in the forest , he doesn't eat people ,and he sparkles. Hes obviously a Fairy.


pick a number...double it...add 10...divide it by 2.. then minus it by the number you first thinking of. Its always gonna be 5!!


Woman: *dials 911* Officer: What is your ermergancy? Woman: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! Officer: Okay m'am where do you live? Woman: IN A HOUSE THATS ON FIRE!!!!


Teacher: Have you seen God before? Student: No Sir. Teacher: Then there is no God! Student: Excuse me sir. Teacher: What? Student: Have you seen your brain before? Teacher: No. Student: Hey guys lets go... Sir didn't have a brain after all...


Two teardrops were floating down a river. One teardrop said to the other "I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a boy and lost him, who are you?" "I'm the teardop of the boy who regrets letting her go"


When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it is pain.. -Psychological Fact


Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.



wee..


im done..

xD...


leave me a comment or something in the cbox to tell me which one you like the MOST!!



tee-hee.....


21:24..sunday..24/10/10..

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